YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS

216.73.216.72

that's IPv4, by the way

behold: everything a stranger learns the second you connect.

your associated fucking PTR record, you nerd

hah, like they'd give you a fucking hostname

an approximate fucking location that's probably wrong as shit

Columbus, Ohio, US

here's your fancy little fuckin' zip code

43215

your goddamn latitude and longitude

39.9612° N, 82.9988° W

here, fuckin' click this so Google knows where you live too

https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988

the timezone you're wasting your life in

America/New_York

the time you're wasting reading this

1:03 PM, Friday, June 19, 2026

your fucking ASN (the network gang your ISP belongs to)

AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US

your address block, you and a few million neighbors

216.73.216.0/22

is this route cryptographically legit or what

valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route

best guess at the asshole you pay for internet

AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.

vpn / tor / proxy check, you sneaky shit

proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no

the fucking machine you're reading this on

browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)

the fucking browser you're announcing to every site you visit

Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)

See also

THC-Lab v1.4 WHATSMYFUCKINGIP