YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS
216.73.216.40
that's IPv4, by the way
here's your goddamn data. next time just curl this site like an adult.
your IP dressed up in a fucking DNS costume
hah, like they'd give you a fucking hostname
an approximate fucking location that's probably wrong as shit
Columbus, Ohio, US
your fucking postal code
43215
lat/long, in case you're calling in a fucking airstrike on yourself
39.9612° N, 82.9988° W
a handy motherfucking map link
https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988
what your clocks are fucking set to
America/New_York
your local time, in case your computer's clock is also broken
5:38 AM, Monday, September 7, 2026
the autonomous system your packets call home
AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US
your address block, you and a few million neighbors
216.73.216.0/22
route origin validation, for the BGP nerds
valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route
best guess at the asshole you pay for internet
AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.
vpn / tor / proxy check, you sneaky shit
proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no
what your device admits to being
browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)
the fucking browser you're announcing to every site you visit
Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)
See also