YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS
216.73.216.55
that's IPv4, by the way
here's your fucking public connection data.
your IP dressed up in a fucking DNS costume
no hostname. your ISP couldn't be fucking bothered.
our best fucking guess at where you are
Columbus, Ohio, US
here's your fancy little fuckin' zip code
43215
your fucking coordinates, for when an address isn't creepy enough
39.9612° N, 82.9988° W
here's a fucking google maps link
https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988
the timezone you're wasting your life in
America/New_York
the time you're wasting reading this
1:55 AM, Saturday, June 13, 2026
the BGP fiefdom you're connecting from
AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US
your address block, you and a few million neighbors
216.73.216.0/22
route origin validation, for the BGP nerds
valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route
your Fucking Internet Service Provider
AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.
your fucking anonymity report card
proxy / vpn ......... yes
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no
what your device admits to being
browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)
your user agent, because your browser is a goddamn snitch
Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)
See also