YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS

your ISP sold this data twice before you even loaded the page.

your associated fucking PTR record, you nerd

no hostname. your ISP couldn't be fucking bothered.

geolocation says you're here. geolocation is frequently full of shit.

Columbus, Ohio, US

your fucking postal code

43215

your position on this miserable fucking rock

39.9612° N, 82.9988° W

here's a fucking google maps link

https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988

your fucking timezone

America/New_York

the time you're wasting reading this

11:37 AM, Friday, November 6, 2026

your fucking ASN (the network gang your ISP belongs to)

AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US

your address block, you and a few million neighbors

216.73.216.0/22

route origin validation, for the BGP nerds

valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route

i bet this fucking asshole overcharges you

AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.

vpn / tor / proxy check, you sneaky shit

proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no

what your device admits to being

browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)

the fucking browser you're announcing to every site you visit

Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)

See also

scripting? curl /text for the bare IP or /json for the whole mess.
geo data courtesy of IPInfo; routing via Team Cymru + RIPEstat; registry data via RDAP.