YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS
216.73.217.123
that's IPv4, by the way
yep. we're watching you, fucker.
your associated fucking PTR record, you nerd
reverse DNS came back empty, like your ISP's promises
our best fucking guess at where you are
Columbus, Ohio, US
here's your fancy little fuckin' zip code
43215
your position on this miserable fucking rock
39.9612° N, 82.9988° W
here's a fucking google maps link
https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988
what your clocks are fucking set to
America/New_York
the time you're wasting reading this
11:40 PM, Saturday, August 8, 2026
the autonomous system your packets call home
AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US
the registry-allocated chunk of internet you're squatting in
216.73.216.0/22
route origin validation, for the BGP nerds
valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route
your Fucking Internet Service Provider
AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.
your fucking anonymity report card
proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no
what your device admits to being
browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)
what your browser screams about itself to everyone
Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)
See also