YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS
216.73.216.248
that's IPv4, by the way
yep. we're watching you, fucker.
a bullshit fucking hostname from your ISP
reverse DNS came back empty, like your ISP's promises
is this where you live? I hear it's fucking nice there.
Columbus, Ohio, US
your fucking postal code
43215
your fucking coordinates, for when an address isn't creepy enough
39.9612° N, 82.9988° W
here, fuckin' click this so Google knows where you live too
https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988
what your clocks are fucking set to
America/New_York
what time it fucking is where you are
3:45 PM, Wednesday, July 15, 2026
the autonomous system your packets call home
AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US
the registry-allocated chunk of internet you're squatting in
216.73.216.0/22
RPKI status (is anyone vouching for this fucking route?)
valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route
might be the cocksucker you pay for internet
AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.
how hard you're (not) hiding
proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no
what your device admits to being
browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)
what your browser screams about itself to everyone
Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)
See also