YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS
216.73.216.85
that's IPv4, by the way
here's your goddamn data. next time just curl this site like an adult.
your associated fucking PTR record, you nerd
hah, like they'd give you a fucking hostname
geolocation says you're here. geolocation is frequently full of shit.
Columbus, Ohio, US
here's your fancy little fuckin' zip code
43215
your position on this miserable fucking rock
39.9612° N, 82.9988° W
a handy motherfucking map link
https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988
your fucking timezone
America/New_York
what time it fucking is where you are
3:59 PM, Thursday, August 6, 2026
your fucking ASN (the network gang your ISP belongs to)
AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US
the registry-allocated chunk of internet you're squatting in
216.73.216.0/22
route origin validation, for the BGP nerds
valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route
might be the cocksucker you pay for internet
AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.
vpn / tor / proxy check, you sneaky shit
proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no
your hardware, per your browser's confession
browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)
what your browser screams about itself to everyone
Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)
See also