YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS

216.73.217.6

that's IPv4, by the way

your ISP sold this data twice before you even loaded the page.

a bullshit fucking hostname from your ISP

reverse DNS came back empty, like your ISP's promises

this might be near your fucking house

Columbus, Ohio, US

your fucking postal code

43215

your goddamn latitude and longitude

39.9612° N, 82.9988° W

here, fuckin' click this so Google knows where you live too

https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988

what your clocks are fucking set to

America/New_York

your local time, in case your computer's clock is also broken

3:35 PM, Wednesday, July 22, 2026

your fucking ASN (the network gang your ISP belongs to)

AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US

the fucking IP block you live in

216.73.216.0/22

is this route cryptographically legit or what

valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route

the company throttling you while you read this

AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.

vpn / tor / proxy check, you sneaky shit

proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no

what your device admits to being

browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)

the fucking browser you're announcing to every site you visit

Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)

See also

THC-Lab v1.4 WHATSMYFUCKINGIP