YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS
216.73.217.33
that's IPv4, by the way
here's your goddamn data. next time just curl this site like an adult.
a bullshit fucking hostname from your ISP
reverse DNS came back empty, like your ISP's promises
is this where you live? I hear it's fucking nice there.
Columbus, Ohio, US
fuck, who gives a fuck about zip codes???
43215
lat/long, in case you're calling in a fucking airstrike on yourself
39.9612° N, 82.9988° W
here's a fucking google maps link
https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988
the timezone you're wasting your life in
America/New_York
your local time, in case your computer's clock is also broken
3:40 PM, Saturday, July 18, 2026
your fucking ASN (the network gang your ISP belongs to)
AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US
the registry-allocated chunk of internet you're squatting in
216.73.216.0/22
route origin validation, for the BGP nerds
valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route
your Internet Fucking Service Provider
AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.
how hard you're (not) hiding
proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no
the fucking machine you're reading this on
browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)
the fucking browser you're announcing to every site you visit
Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)
See also