YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS
216.73.216.50
that's IPv4, by the way
here's your fucking public connection data.
a bullshit fucking hostname from your ISP
reverse DNS came back empty, like your ISP's promises
our best fucking guess at where you are
Columbus, Ohio, US
your fucking postal code
43215
your fucking coordinates, for when an address isn't creepy enough
39.9612° N, 82.9988° W
a handy motherfucking map link
https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988
what your clocks are fucking set to
America/New_York
the time you're wasting reading this
12:49 PM, Saturday, July 4, 2026
the BGP fiefdom you're connecting from
AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US
the registry-allocated chunk of internet you're squatting in
216.73.216.0/22
RPKI status (is anyone vouching for this fucking route?)
valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route
might be the cocksucker you pay for internet
AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.
how hard you're (not) hiding
proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no
what your device admits to being
browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)
what your browser screams about itself to everyone
Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)
See also