YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS
216.73.217.39
that's IPv4, by the way
yep. we're watching you, fucker.
your IP dressed up in a fucking DNS costume
hah, like they'd give you a fucking hostname
this might be near your fucking house
Columbus, Ohio, US
your fucking postal code
43215
your fucking coordinates, for when an address isn't creepy enough
39.9612° N, 82.9988° W
here's a fucking google maps link
https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988
what your clocks are fucking set to
America/New_York
what time it fucking is where you are
4:01 PM, Monday, August 3, 2026
the autonomous system your packets call home
AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US
the registry-allocated chunk of internet you're squatting in
216.73.216.0/22
route origin validation, for the BGP nerds
valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route
your Internet Fucking Service Provider
AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.
how hard you're (not) hiding
proxy / vpn ......... yes
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no
your hardware, per your browser's confession
browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)
what your browser screams about itself to everyone
Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)
See also