YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS
216.73.216.45
that's IPv4, by the way
your ISP sold this data twice before you even loaded the page.
some reverse-DNS fuckery that might not be right
no hostname. your ISP couldn't be fucking bothered.
is this where you live? I hear it's fucking nice there.
Columbus, Ohio, US
fuck, who gives a fuck about zip codes???
43215
your fucking coordinates, for when an address isn't creepy enough
39.9612° N, 82.9988° W
here, fuckin' click this so Google knows where you live too
https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988
the timezone you're wasting your life in
America/New_York
your local time, in case your computer's clock is also broken
4:59 AM, Saturday, October 31, 2026
the BGP fiefdom you're connecting from
AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US
your address block, you and a few million neighbors
216.73.216.0/22
route origin validation, for the BGP nerds
valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route
your Fucking Internet Service Provider
AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.
how hard you're (not) hiding
proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no
your hardware, per your browser's confession
browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)
the fucking browser you're announcing to every site you visit
Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)
See also