YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS

216.73.216.63

that's IPv4, by the way

behold: everything a stranger learns the second you connect.

a bullshit fucking hostname from your ISP

hah, like they'd give you a fucking hostname

our best fucking guess at where you are

Columbus, Ohio, US

your stupid motherfucking zip code

43215

your fucking coordinates, for when an address isn't creepy enough

39.9612° N, 82.9988° W

here, fuckin' click this so Google knows where you live too

https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988

the timezone you're wasting your life in

America/New_York

what time it fucking is where you are

6:04 AM, Wednesday, August 12, 2026

your fucking ASN (the network gang your ISP belongs to)

AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US

the fucking IP block you live in

216.73.216.0/22

is this route cryptographically legit or what

valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route

i bet this fucking asshole overcharges you

AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.

how hard you're (not) hiding

proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no

what your device admits to being

browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)

the fucking browser you're announcing to every site you visit

Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)

See also

THC-Lab v1.4 WHATSMYFUCKINGIP