YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS

216.73.217.36

that's IPv4, by the way

the internet knows exactly where your packets sleep at night.

some reverse-DNS fuckery that might not be right

no hostname. your ISP couldn't be fucking bothered.

this might be near your fucking house

Columbus, Ohio, US

your stupid motherfucking zip code

43215

your position on this miserable fucking rock

39.9612° N, 82.9988° W

a handy motherfucking map link

https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988

the timezone you're wasting your life in

America/New_York

your local time, in case your computer's clock is also broken

5:58 AM, Tuesday, August 11, 2026

the autonomous system your packets call home

AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US

the registry-allocated chunk of internet you're squatting in

216.73.216.0/22

RPKI status (is anyone vouching for this fucking route?)

valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route

your Fucking Internet Service Provider

AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.

your fucking anonymity report card

proxy / vpn ......... yes
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no

the fucking machine you're reading this on

browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)

your user agent, because your browser is a goddamn snitch

Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)

See also

THC-Lab v1.4 WHATSMYFUCKINGIP