YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS
216.73.217.1
that's IPv4, by the way
your ISP sold this data twice before you even loaded the page.
a bullshit fucking hostname from your ISP
reverse DNS came back empty, like your ISP's promises
geolocation says you're here. geolocation is frequently full of shit.
Columbus, Ohio, US
your fucking postal code
43215
your position on this miserable fucking rock
39.9612° N, 82.9988° W
here, fuckin' click this so Google knows where you live too
https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988
the timezone you're wasting your life in
America/New_York
your local time, in case your computer's clock is also broken
12:59 PM, Wednesday, June 17, 2026
your fucking ASN (the network gang your ISP belongs to)
AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US
your address block, you and a few million neighbors
216.73.216.0/22
is this route cryptographically legit or what
valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route
i bet this fucking asshole overcharges you
AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.
your fucking anonymity report card
proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no
what your device admits to being
browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)
what your browser screams about itself to everyone
Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)
See also