YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS

yep. we're watching you, fucker.

your IP dressed up in a fucking DNS costume

hah, like they'd give you a fucking hostname

this might be near your fucking house

Columbus, Ohio, US

your fucking postal code

43215

your position on this miserable fucking rock

39.9612° N, 82.9988° W

a handy motherfucking map link

https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988

your fucking timezone

America/New_York

the time you're wasting reading this

10:57 AM, Tuesday, November 10, 2026

the BGP fiefdom you're connecting from

AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US

the fucking IP block you live in

216.73.216.0/22

RPKI status (is anyone vouching for this fucking route?)

valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route

best guess at the asshole you pay for internet

AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.

your fucking anonymity report card

proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no

what your device admits to being

browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)

the fucking browser you're announcing to every site you visit

Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)

See also

scripting? curl /text for the bare IP or /json for the whole mess.
geo data courtesy of IPInfo; routing via Team Cymru + RIPEstat; registry data via RDAP.