YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS

216.73.217.69

that's IPv4, by the way

here it is. that fucking info you asked for. is that ALL?

a bullshit fucking hostname from your ISP

no hostname. your ISP couldn't be fucking bothered.

geolocation says you're here. geolocation is frequently full of shit.

Columbus, Ohio, US

fuck, who gives a fuck about zip codes???

43215

your fucking coordinates, for when an address isn't creepy enough

39.9612° N, 82.9988° W

a handy motherfucking map link

https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988

what your clocks are fucking set to

America/New_York

what time it fucking is where you are

12:34 PM, Saturday, July 11, 2026

the autonomous system your packets call home

AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US

the fucking IP block you live in

216.73.216.0/22

route origin validation, for the BGP nerds

valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route

the company throttling you while you read this

AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.

how hard you're (not) hiding

proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no

what your device admits to being

browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)

the fucking browser you're announcing to every site you visit

Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)

See also

THC-Lab v1.4 WHATSMYFUCKINGIP