YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS
216.73.216.40
that's IPv4, by the way
the internet knows exactly where your packets sleep at night.
some reverse-DNS fuckery that might not be right
hah, like they'd give you a fucking hostname
an approximate fucking location that's probably wrong as shit
Columbus, Ohio, US
your stupid motherfucking zip code
43215
your goddamn latitude and longitude
39.9612° N, 82.9988° W
here's a fucking google maps link
https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988
your fucking timezone
America/New_York
the time you're wasting reading this
6:55 AM, Monday, September 7, 2026
the autonomous system your packets call home
AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US
the registry-allocated chunk of internet you're squatting in
216.73.216.0/22
route origin validation, for the BGP nerds
valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route
the company throttling you while you read this
AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.
how hard you're (not) hiding
proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no
your hardware, per your browser's confession
browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)
the fucking browser you're announcing to every site you visit
Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)
See also