YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS

your ISP sold this data twice before you even loaded the page.

your IP dressed up in a fucking DNS costume

hah, like they'd give you a fucking hostname

our best fucking guess at where you are

Columbus, Ohio, US

your stupid motherfucking zip code

43215

your goddamn latitude and longitude

39.9612° N, 82.9988° W

here's a fucking google maps link

https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988

what your clocks are fucking set to

America/New_York

the time you're wasting reading this

12:55 PM, Wednesday, August 12, 2026

the BGP fiefdom you're connecting from

AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US

the registry-allocated chunk of internet you're squatting in

216.73.216.0/22

route origin validation, for the BGP nerds

valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route

your Fucking Internet Service Provider

AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.

vpn / tor / proxy check, you sneaky shit

proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no

your hardware, per your browser's confession

browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)

your user agent, because your browser is a goddamn snitch

Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)

See also

scripting? curl /text for the bare IP or /json for the whole mess.
geo data courtesy of IPInfo; routing via Team Cymru + RIPEstat; registry data via RDAP.