YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS

216.73.216.26

that's IPv4, by the way

behold: everything a stranger learns the second you connect.

some reverse-DNS fuckery that might not be right

no hostname. your ISP couldn't be fucking bothered.

is this where you live? I hear it's fucking nice there.

Columbus, Ohio, US

your fucking postal code

43215

your goddamn latitude and longitude

39.9612° N, 82.9988° W

here, fuckin' click this so Google knows where you live too

https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988

the timezone you're wasting your life in

America/New_York

what time it fucking is where you are

12:19 AM, Tuesday, August 25, 2026

your fucking ASN (the network gang your ISP belongs to)

AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US

the fucking IP block you live in

216.73.216.0/22

is this route cryptographically legit or what

valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route

your Internet Fucking Service Provider

AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.

how hard you're (not) hiding

proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no

your hardware, per your browser's confession

browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)

your user agent, because your browser is a goddamn snitch

Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)

See also

THC-Lab v1.4 WHATSMYFUCKINGIP