YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS

216.73.216.63

that's IPv4, by the way

here it is. that fucking info you asked for. is that ALL?

your IP dressed up in a fucking DNS costume

hah, like they'd give you a fucking hostname

is this where you live? I hear it's fucking nice there.

Columbus, Ohio, US

your fucking postal code

43215

your fucking coordinates, for when an address isn't creepy enough

39.9612° N, 82.9988° W

here's a fucking google maps link

https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988

the timezone you're wasting your life in

America/New_York

the time you're wasting reading this

5:20 PM, Friday, October 16, 2026

your fucking ASN (the network gang your ISP belongs to)

AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US

your address block, you and a few million neighbors

216.73.216.0/22

RPKI status (is anyone vouching for this fucking route?)

valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route

best guess at the asshole you pay for internet

AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.

how hard you're (not) hiding

proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no

what your device admits to being

browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)

the fucking browser you're announcing to every site you visit

Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)

See also

THC-Lab v1.4 WHATSMYFUCKINGIP