YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS
216.73.217.12
that's IPv4, by the way
congratulations, you found yourself. NAT a moment too soon.
some reverse-DNS fuckery that might not be right
reverse DNS came back empty, like your ISP's promises
is this where you live? I hear it's fucking nice there.
Columbus, Ohio, US
your stupid motherfucking zip code
43215
your goddamn latitude and longitude
39.9612° N, 82.9988° W
see your general area, as if you didn't fucking know
https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988
what your clocks are fucking set to
America/New_York
what time it fucking is where you are
11:21 PM, Tuesday, November 3, 2026
the BGP fiefdom you're connecting from
AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US
the registry-allocated chunk of internet you're squatting in
216.73.216.0/22
is this route cryptographically legit or what
valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route
i bet this fucking asshole overcharges you
AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.
how hard you're (not) hiding
proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no
your hardware, per your browser's confession
browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)
your user agent, because your browser is a goddamn snitch
Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)
See also