YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS

here's your goddamn data. next time just curl this site like an adult.

a bullshit fucking hostname from your ISP

reverse DNS came back empty, like your ISP's promises

an approximate fucking location that's probably wrong as shit

Columbus, Ohio, US

your fucking postal code

43215

lat/long, in case you're calling in a fucking airstrike on yourself

39.9612° N, 82.9988° W

a handy motherfucking map link

https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988

your fucking timezone

America/New_York

what time it fucking is where you are

12:25 AM, Wednesday, August 26, 2026

the autonomous system your packets call home

AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US

your address block, you and a few million neighbors

216.73.216.0/22

route origin validation, for the BGP nerds

valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route

the company throttling you while you read this

AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.

your fucking anonymity report card

proxy / vpn ......... yes
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no

the fucking machine you're reading this on

browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)

the fucking browser you're announcing to every site you visit

Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)

See also

scripting? curl /text for the bare IP or /json for the whole mess.
geo data courtesy of IPInfo; routing via Team Cymru + RIPEstat; registry data via RDAP.