YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS

behold: everything a stranger learns the second you connect.

your associated fucking PTR record, you nerd

reverse DNS came back empty, like your ISP's promises

is this where you live? I hear it's fucking nice there.

Columbus, Ohio, US

your stupid motherfucking zip code

43215

your goddamn latitude and longitude

39.9612° N, 82.9988° W

see your general area, as if you didn't fucking know

https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988

your fucking timezone

America/New_York

your local time, in case your computer's clock is also broken

3:51 PM, Tuesday, July 28, 2026

the BGP fiefdom you're connecting from

AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US

your address block, you and a few million neighbors

216.73.216.0/22

RPKI status (is anyone vouching for this fucking route?)

valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route

might be the cocksucker you pay for internet

AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.

your fucking anonymity report card

proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no

the fucking machine you're reading this on

browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)

the fucking browser you're announcing to every site you visit

Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)

See also

scripting? curl /text for the bare IP or /json for the whole mess.
geo data courtesy of IPInfo; routing via Team Cymru + RIPEstat; registry data via RDAP.