YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS

216.73.216.55

that's IPv4, by the way

behold: everything a stranger learns the second you connect.

a bullshit fucking hostname from your ISP

no hostname. your ISP couldn't be fucking bothered.

is this where you live? I hear it's fucking nice there.

Columbus, Ohio, US

your fucking postal code

43215

your goddamn latitude and longitude

39.9612° N, 82.9988° W

see your general area, as if you didn't fucking know

https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988

what your clocks are fucking set to

America/New_York

the time you're wasting reading this

1:38 PM, Saturday, June 13, 2026

your fucking ASN (the network gang your ISP belongs to)

AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US

your address block, you and a few million neighbors

216.73.216.0/22

route origin validation, for the BGP nerds

valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route

might be the cocksucker you pay for internet

AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.

how hard you're (not) hiding

proxy / vpn ......... yes
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no

the fucking machine you're reading this on

browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)

your user agent, because your browser is a goddamn snitch

Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)

See also

THC-Lab v1.4 WHATSMYFUCKINGIP