YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS
216.73.217.151
that's IPv4, by the way
the internet knows exactly where your packets sleep at night.
your IP dressed up in a fucking DNS costume
reverse DNS came back empty, like your ISP's promises
is this where you live? I hear it's fucking nice there.
Columbus, Ohio, US
here's your fancy little fuckin' zip code
43215
your goddamn latitude and longitude
39.9612° N, 82.9988° W
here's a fucking google maps link
https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988
your fucking timezone
America/New_York
your local time, in case your computer's clock is also broken
12:24 AM, Thursday, August 27, 2026
the autonomous system your packets call home
AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US
the registry-allocated chunk of internet you're squatting in
216.73.216.0/22
is this route cryptographically legit or what
valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route
your Fucking Internet Service Provider
AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.
how hard you're (not) hiding
proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no
your hardware, per your browser's confession
browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)
the fucking browser you're announcing to every site you visit
Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)
See also