YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS
216.73.216.217
that's IPv4, by the way
the internet knows exactly where your packets sleep at night.
some reverse-DNS fuckery that might not be right
reverse DNS came back empty, like your ISP's promises
our best fucking guess at where you are
Columbus, Ohio, US
fuck, who gives a fuck about zip codes???
43215
your fucking coordinates, for when an address isn't creepy enough
39.9612° N, 82.9988° W
see your general area, as if you didn't fucking know
https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988
the timezone you're wasting your life in
America/New_York
the time you're wasting reading this
1:04 PM, Monday, June 15, 2026
the BGP fiefdom you're connecting from
AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US
the registry-allocated chunk of internet you're squatting in
216.73.216.0/22
route origin validation, for the BGP nerds
valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route
i bet this fucking asshole overcharges you
AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.
how hard you're (not) hiding
proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no
the fucking machine you're reading this on
browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)
the fucking browser you're announcing to every site you visit
Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)
See also