YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS
216.73.216.217
that's IPv4, by the way
the internet knows exactly where your packets sleep at night.
your IP dressed up in a fucking DNS costume
reverse DNS came back empty, like your ISP's promises
an approximate fucking location that's probably wrong as shit
Columbus, Ohio, US
here's your fancy little fuckin' zip code
43215
your fucking coordinates, for when an address isn't creepy enough
39.9612° N, 82.9988° W
a handy motherfucking map link
https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988
your fucking timezone
America/New_York
the time you're wasting reading this
3:33 AM, Saturday, October 24, 2026
your fucking ASN (the network gang your ISP belongs to)
AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US
the registry-allocated chunk of internet you're squatting in
216.73.216.0/22
RPKI status (is anyone vouching for this fucking route?)
valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route
i bet this fucking asshole overcharges you
AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.
how hard you're (not) hiding
proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no
the fucking machine you're reading this on
browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)
your user agent, because your browser is a goddamn snitch
Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)
See also