YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS

216.73.216.194

that's IPv4, by the way

behold: everything a stranger learns the second you connect.

your associated fucking PTR record, you nerd

reverse DNS came back empty, like your ISP's promises

this might be near your fucking house

Columbus, Ohio, US

your stupid motherfucking zip code

43215

your fucking coordinates, for when an address isn't creepy enough

39.9612° N, 82.9988° W

see your general area, as if you didn't fucking know

https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988

what your clocks are fucking set to

America/New_York

what time it fucking is where you are

1:01 PM, Friday, June 26, 2026

your fucking ASN (the network gang your ISP belongs to)

AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US

the registry-allocated chunk of internet you're squatting in

216.73.216.0/22

is this route cryptographically legit or what

valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route

i bet this fucking asshole overcharges you

AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.

vpn / tor / proxy check, you sneaky shit

proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no

your hardware, per your browser's confession

browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)

what your browser screams about itself to everyone

Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)

See also

THC-Lab v1.4 WHATSMYFUCKINGIP