YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS

216.73.216.177

that's IPv4, by the way

congratulations, you found yourself. NAT a moment too soon.

some reverse-DNS fuckery that might not be right

hah, like they'd give you a fucking hostname

our best fucking guess at where you are

Columbus, Ohio, US

fuck, who gives a fuck about zip codes???

43215

lat/long, in case you're calling in a fucking airstrike on yourself

39.9612° N, 82.9988° W

see your general area, as if you didn't fucking know

https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988

what your clocks are fucking set to

America/New_York

your local time, in case your computer's clock is also broken

12:38 PM, Thursday, August 13, 2026

the autonomous system your packets call home

AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US

the registry-allocated chunk of internet you're squatting in

216.73.216.0/22

is this route cryptographically legit or what

valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route

might be the cocksucker you pay for internet

AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.

vpn / tor / proxy check, you sneaky shit

proxy / vpn ......... yes
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no

your hardware, per your browser's confession

browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)

what your browser screams about itself to everyone

Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)

See also

THC-Lab v1.4 WHATSMYFUCKINGIP