YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS

216.73.216.50

that's IPv4, by the way

here's your fucking public connection data.

your associated fucking PTR record, you nerd

reverse DNS came back empty, like your ISP's promises

our best fucking guess at where you are

Columbus, Ohio, US

fuck, who gives a fuck about zip codes???

43215

your fucking coordinates, for when an address isn't creepy enough

39.9612° N, 82.9988° W

here, fuckin' click this so Google knows where you live too

https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988

what your clocks are fucking set to

America/New_York

the time you're wasting reading this

4:20 PM, Friday, July 3, 2026

your fucking ASN (the network gang your ISP belongs to)

AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US

your address block, you and a few million neighbors

216.73.216.0/22

RPKI status (is anyone vouching for this fucking route?)

valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route

might be the cocksucker you pay for internet

AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.

your fucking anonymity report card

proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no

the fucking machine you're reading this on

browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)

the fucking browser you're announcing to every site you visit

Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)

See also

THC-Lab v1.4 WHATSMYFUCKINGIP