YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS

216.73.216.150

that's IPv4, by the way

here's your goddamn data. next time just curl this site like an adult.

some reverse-DNS fuckery that might not be right

no hostname. your ISP couldn't be fucking bothered.

geolocation says you're here. geolocation is frequently full of shit.

Columbus, Ohio, US

your stupid motherfucking zip code

43215

lat/long, in case you're calling in a fucking airstrike on yourself

39.9612° N, 82.9988° W

a handy motherfucking map link

https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988

your fucking timezone

America/New_York

the time you're wasting reading this

9:31 PM, Sunday, August 16, 2026

your fucking ASN (the network gang your ISP belongs to)

AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US

the fucking IP block you live in

216.73.216.0/22

route origin validation, for the BGP nerds

valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route

i bet this fucking asshole overcharges you

AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.

your fucking anonymity report card

proxy / vpn ......... yes
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no

the fucking machine you're reading this on

browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)

your user agent, because your browser is a goddamn snitch

Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)

See also

THC-Lab v1.4 WHATSMYFUCKINGIP