YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS
216.73.216.61
that's IPv4, by the way
yep. we're watching you, fucker.
some reverse-DNS fuckery that might not be right
reverse DNS came back empty, like your ISP's promises
an approximate fucking location that's probably wrong as shit
Columbus, Ohio, US
here's your fancy little fuckin' zip code
43215
your goddamn latitude and longitude
39.9612° N, 82.9988° W
here's a fucking google maps link
https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988
your fucking timezone
America/New_York
your local time, in case your computer's clock is also broken
5:22 PM, Thursday, October 15, 2026
your fucking ASN (the network gang your ISP belongs to)
AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US
the registry-allocated chunk of internet you're squatting in
216.73.216.0/22
is this route cryptographically legit or what
valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route
your Internet Fucking Service Provider
AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.
vpn / tor / proxy check, you sneaky shit
proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no
what your device admits to being
browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)
the fucking browser you're announcing to every site you visit
Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)
See also