YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS
216.73.216.250
that's IPv4, by the way
here's your goddamn data. next time just curl this site like an adult.
a bullshit fucking hostname from your ISP
no hostname. your ISP couldn't be fucking bothered.
an approximate fucking location that's probably wrong as shit
Columbus, Ohio, US
your fucking postal code
43215
lat/long, in case you're calling in a fucking airstrike on yourself
39.9612° N, 82.9988° W
here, fuckin' click this so Google knows where you live too
https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988
what your clocks are fucking set to
America/New_York
what time it fucking is where you are
3:46 PM, Sunday, August 2, 2026
your fucking ASN (the network gang your ISP belongs to)
AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US
the registry-allocated chunk of internet you're squatting in
216.73.216.0/22
route origin validation, for the BGP nerds
valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route
i bet this fucking asshole overcharges you
AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.
vpn / tor / proxy check, you sneaky shit
proxy / vpn ......... yes
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no
the fucking machine you're reading this on
browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)
your user agent, because your browser is a goddamn snitch
Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)
See also