YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS

216.73.217.146

that's IPv4, by the way

your ISP sold this data twice before you even loaded the page.

your IP dressed up in a fucking DNS costume

hah, like they'd give you a fucking hostname

geolocation says you're here. geolocation is frequently full of shit.

Columbus, Ohio, US

your fucking postal code

43215

lat/long, in case you're calling in a fucking airstrike on yourself

39.9612° N, 82.9988° W

a handy motherfucking map link

https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988

the timezone you're wasting your life in

America/New_York

your local time, in case your computer's clock is also broken

6:51 PM, Sunday, November 15, 2026

the autonomous system your packets call home

AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US

the fucking IP block you live in

216.73.216.0/22

RPKI status (is anyone vouching for this fucking route?)

valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route

the company throttling you while you read this

AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.

how hard you're (not) hiding

proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no

the fucking machine you're reading this on

browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)

your user agent, because your browser is a goddamn snitch

Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)

See also

THC-Lab v1.4 WHATSMYFUCKINGIP