YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS
216.73.216.55
that's IPv4, by the way
here it is. that fucking info you asked for. is that ALL?
some reverse-DNS fuckery that might not be right
hah, like they'd give you a fucking hostname
is this where you live? I hear it's fucking nice there.
Columbus, Ohio, US
your fucking postal code
43215
lat/long, in case you're calling in a fucking airstrike on yourself
39.9612° N, 82.9988° W
a handy motherfucking map link
https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988
what your clocks are fucking set to
America/New_York
the time you're wasting reading this
5:16 PM, Saturday, August 22, 2026
your fucking ASN (the network gang your ISP belongs to)
AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US
your address block, you and a few million neighbors
216.73.216.0/22
route origin validation, for the BGP nerds
valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route
might be the cocksucker you pay for internet
AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.
how hard you're (not) hiding
proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no
what your device admits to being
browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)
what your browser screams about itself to everyone
Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)
See also