YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS

yep. we're watching you, fucker.

a bullshit fucking hostname from your ISP

reverse DNS came back empty, like your ISP's promises

an approximate fucking location that's probably wrong as shit

Columbus, Ohio, US

here's your fancy little fuckin' zip code

43215

your goddamn latitude and longitude

39.9612° N, 82.9988° W

a handy motherfucking map link

https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988

the timezone you're wasting your life in

America/New_York

your local time, in case your computer's clock is also broken

3:32 PM, Friday, July 24, 2026

the autonomous system your packets call home

AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US

your address block, you and a few million neighbors

216.73.216.0/22

route origin validation, for the BGP nerds

valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route

the company throttling you while you read this

AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.

how hard you're (not) hiding

proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no

the fucking machine you're reading this on

browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)

your user agent, because your browser is a goddamn snitch

Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)

See also

scripting? curl /text for the bare IP or /json for the whole mess.
geo data courtesy of IPInfo; routing via Team Cymru + RIPEstat; registry data via RDAP.