YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS
216.73.217.11
that's IPv4, by the way
congratulations, you found yourself. NAT a moment too soon.
some reverse-DNS fuckery that might not be right
no hostname. your ISP couldn't be fucking bothered.
our best fucking guess at where you are
Columbus, Ohio, US
fuck, who gives a fuck about zip codes???
43215
your fucking coordinates, for when an address isn't creepy enough
39.9612° N, 82.9988° W
here, fuckin' click this so Google knows where you live too
https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988
the timezone you're wasting your life in
America/New_York
the time you're wasting reading this
6:33 AM, Wednesday, August 19, 2026
the BGP fiefdom you're connecting from
AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US
the fucking IP block you live in
216.73.216.0/22
route origin validation, for the BGP nerds
valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route
the company throttling you while you read this
AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.
vpn / tor / proxy check, you sneaky shit
proxy / vpn ......... yes
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no
your hardware, per your browser's confession
browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)
your user agent, because your browser is a goddamn snitch
Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)
See also