YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS

216.73.217.145

that's IPv4, by the way

yep. we're watching you, fucker.

your IP dressed up in a fucking DNS costume

no hostname. your ISP couldn't be fucking bothered.

this might be near your fucking house

Columbus, Ohio, US

your fucking postal code

43215

your fucking coordinates, for when an address isn't creepy enough

39.9612° N, 82.9988° W

here, fuckin' click this so Google knows where you live too

https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988

the timezone you're wasting your life in

America/New_York

what time it fucking is where you are

5:31 PM, Monday, October 12, 2026

the BGP fiefdom you're connecting from

AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US

the registry-allocated chunk of internet you're squatting in

216.73.216.0/22

route origin validation, for the BGP nerds

valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route

your Internet Fucking Service Provider

AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.

your fucking anonymity report card

proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no

your hardware, per your browser's confession

browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)

what your browser screams about itself to everyone

Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)

See also

THC-Lab v1.4 WHATSMYFUCKINGIP