YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS
216.73.216.226
that's IPv4, by the way
behold: everything a stranger learns the second you connect.
your IP dressed up in a fucking DNS costume
reverse DNS came back empty, like your ISP's promises
this might be near your fucking house
Columbus, Ohio, US
fuck, who gives a fuck about zip codes???
43215
your fucking coordinates, for when an address isn't creepy enough
39.9612° N, 82.9988° W
see your general area, as if you didn't fucking know
https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988
what your clocks are fucking set to
America/New_York
what time it fucking is where you are
4:10 PM, Thursday, August 20, 2026
your fucking ASN (the network gang your ISP belongs to)
AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US
your address block, you and a few million neighbors
216.73.216.0/22
is this route cryptographically legit or what
valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route
might be the cocksucker you pay for internet
AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.
your fucking anonymity report card
proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no
the fucking machine you're reading this on
browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)
the fucking browser you're announcing to every site you visit
Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)
See also