YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS
216.73.216.31
that's IPv4, by the way
here's your goddamn data. next time just curl this site like an adult.
your IP dressed up in a fucking DNS costume
no hostname. your ISP couldn't be fucking bothered.
our best fucking guess at where you are
Columbus, Ohio, US
your fucking postal code
43215
lat/long, in case you're calling in a fucking airstrike on yourself
39.9612° N, 82.9988° W
here's a fucking google maps link
https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988
what your clocks are fucking set to
America/New_York
your local time, in case your computer's clock is also broken
3:37 AM, Saturday, August 15, 2026
your fucking ASN (the network gang your ISP belongs to)
AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US
the registry-allocated chunk of internet you're squatting in
216.73.216.0/22
route origin validation, for the BGP nerds
valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route
best guess at the asshole you pay for internet
AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.
your fucking anonymity report card
proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no
your hardware, per your browser's confession
browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)
your user agent, because your browser is a goddamn snitch
Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)
See also