YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS
216.73.217.70
that's IPv4, by the way
behold: everything a stranger learns the second you connect.
a bullshit fucking hostname from your ISP
hah, like they'd give you a fucking hostname
an approximate fucking location that's probably wrong as shit
Columbus, Ohio, US
here's your fancy little fuckin' zip code
43215
lat/long, in case you're calling in a fucking airstrike on yourself
39.9612° N, 82.9988° W
a handy motherfucking map link
https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988
your fucking timezone
America/New_York
your local time, in case your computer's clock is also broken
12:19 AM, Saturday, August 29, 2026
the BGP fiefdom you're connecting from
AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US
the registry-allocated chunk of internet you're squatting in
216.73.216.0/22
route origin validation, for the BGP nerds
valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route
i bet this fucking asshole overcharges you
AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.
how hard you're (not) hiding
proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no
the fucking machine you're reading this on
browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)
what your browser screams about itself to everyone
Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)
See also