YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS

216.73.216.67

that's IPv4, by the way

here it is. that fucking info you asked for. is that ALL?

your IP dressed up in a fucking DNS costume

hah, like they'd give you a fucking hostname

an approximate fucking location that's probably wrong as shit

Columbus, Ohio, US

fuck, who gives a fuck about zip codes???

43215

lat/long, in case you're calling in a fucking airstrike on yourself

39.9612° N, 82.9988° W

see your general area, as if you didn't fucking know

https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988

the timezone you're wasting your life in

America/New_York

what time it fucking is where you are

3:30 PM, Friday, November 6, 2026

the autonomous system your packets call home

AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US

your address block, you and a few million neighbors

216.73.216.0/22

is this route cryptographically legit or what

valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route

might be the cocksucker you pay for internet

AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.

how hard you're (not) hiding

proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no

your hardware, per your browser's confession

browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)

your user agent, because your browser is a goddamn snitch

Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)

See also

THC-Lab v1.4 WHATSMYFUCKINGIP