YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS

your ISP sold this data twice before you even loaded the page.

your IP dressed up in a fucking DNS costume

reverse DNS came back empty, like your ISP's promises

this might be near your fucking house

Columbus, Ohio, US

your fucking postal code

43215

your position on this miserable fucking rock

39.9612° N, 82.9988° W

here's a fucking google maps link

https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988

what your clocks are fucking set to

America/New_York

what time it fucking is where you are

5:43 PM, Wednesday, October 14, 2026

the autonomous system your packets call home

AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US

the registry-allocated chunk of internet you're squatting in

216.73.216.0/22

is this route cryptographically legit or what

valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route

might be the cocksucker you pay for internet

AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.

how hard you're (not) hiding

proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no

your hardware, per your browser's confession

browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)

your user agent, because your browser is a goddamn snitch

Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)

See also

scripting? curl /text for the bare IP or /json for the whole mess.
geo data courtesy of IPInfo; routing via Team Cymru + RIPEstat; registry data via RDAP.