YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS
216.73.217.51
that's IPv4, by the way
here's your fucking public connection data.
a bullshit fucking hostname from your ISP
reverse DNS came back empty, like your ISP's promises
is this where you live? I hear it's fucking nice there.
Columbus, Ohio, US
fuck, who gives a fuck about zip codes???
43215
your goddamn latitude and longitude
39.9612° N, 82.9988° W
here's a fucking google maps link
https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988
your fucking timezone
America/New_York
the time you're wasting reading this
7:37 PM, Friday, November 13, 2026
the BGP fiefdom you're connecting from
AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US
your address block, you and a few million neighbors
216.73.216.0/22
RPKI status (is anyone vouching for this fucking route?)
valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route
your Internet Fucking Service Provider
AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.
how hard you're (not) hiding
proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no
your hardware, per your browser's confession
browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)
your user agent, because your browser is a goddamn snitch
Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)
See also