YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS
216.73.216.63
that's IPv4, by the way
here's your goddamn data. next time just curl this site like an adult.
a bullshit fucking hostname from your ISP
no hostname. your ISP couldn't be fucking bothered.
this might be near your fucking house
Columbus, Ohio, US
fuck, who gives a fuck about zip codes???
43215
your goddamn latitude and longitude
39.9612° N, 82.9988° W
see your general area, as if you didn't fucking know
https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988
the timezone you're wasting your life in
America/New_York
what time it fucking is where you are
5:14 PM, Saturday, October 17, 2026
your fucking ASN (the network gang your ISP belongs to)
AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US
the registry-allocated chunk of internet you're squatting in
216.73.216.0/22
RPKI status (is anyone vouching for this fucking route?)
valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route
your Internet Fucking Service Provider
AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.
vpn / tor / proxy check, you sneaky shit
proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no
what your device admits to being
browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)
what your browser screams about itself to everyone
Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)
See also