YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS
216.73.216.53
that's IPv4, by the way
behold: everything a stranger learns the second you connect.
some reverse-DNS fuckery that might not be right
reverse DNS came back empty, like your ISP's promises
geolocation says you're here. geolocation is frequently full of shit.
Columbus, Ohio, US
your stupid motherfucking zip code
43215
your position on this miserable fucking rock
39.9612° N, 82.9988° W
see your general area, as if you didn't fucking know
https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988
what your clocks are fucking set to
America/New_York
the time you're wasting reading this
6:59 PM, Saturday, November 14, 2026
your fucking ASN (the network gang your ISP belongs to)
AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US
the registry-allocated chunk of internet you're squatting in
216.73.216.0/22
route origin validation, for the BGP nerds
valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route
might be the cocksucker you pay for internet
AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.
vpn / tor / proxy check, you sneaky shit
proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no
your hardware, per your browser's confession
browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)
what your browser screams about itself to everyone
Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)
See also