YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS

216.73.216.72

that's IPv4, by the way

congratulations, you found yourself. NAT a moment too soon.

some reverse-DNS fuckery that might not be right

no hostname. your ISP couldn't be fucking bothered.

our best fucking guess at where you are

Columbus, Ohio, US

your stupid motherfucking zip code

43215

your position on this miserable fucking rock

39.9612° N, 82.9988° W

a handy motherfucking map link

https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988

your fucking timezone

America/New_York

your local time, in case your computer's clock is also broken

1:12 PM, Sunday, June 21, 2026

the autonomous system your packets call home

AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US

the registry-allocated chunk of internet you're squatting in

216.73.216.0/22

is this route cryptographically legit or what

valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route

might be the cocksucker you pay for internet

AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.

your fucking anonymity report card

proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no

your hardware, per your browser's confession

browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)

what your browser screams about itself to everyone

Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)

See also

THC-Lab v1.4 WHATSMYFUCKINGIP