YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS

216.73.216.45

that's IPv4, by the way

congratulations, you found yourself. NAT a moment too soon.

some reverse-DNS fuckery that might not be right

no hostname. your ISP couldn't be fucking bothered.

an approximate fucking location that's probably wrong as shit

Columbus, Ohio, US

here's your fancy little fuckin' zip code

43215

your position on this miserable fucking rock

39.9612° N, 82.9988° W

here's a fucking google maps link

https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988

your fucking timezone

America/New_York

the time you're wasting reading this

5:34 PM, Wednesday, October 28, 2026

your fucking ASN (the network gang your ISP belongs to)

AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US

your address block, you and a few million neighbors

216.73.216.0/22

RPKI status (is anyone vouching for this fucking route?)

valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route

might be the cocksucker you pay for internet

AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.

how hard you're (not) hiding

proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no

your hardware, per your browser's confession

browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)

what your browser screams about itself to everyone

Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)

See also

THC-Lab v1.4 WHATSMYFUCKINGIP