YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS

216.73.217.78

that's IPv4, by the way

here's your goddamn data. next time just curl this site like an adult.

your associated fucking PTR record, you nerd

no hostname. your ISP couldn't be fucking bothered.

is this where you live? I hear it's fucking nice there.

Columbus, Ohio, US

your stupid motherfucking zip code

43215

your fucking coordinates, for when an address isn't creepy enough

39.9612° N, 82.9988° W

a handy motherfucking map link

https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988

the timezone you're wasting your life in

America/New_York

your local time, in case your computer's clock is also broken

1:08 PM, Monday, June 22, 2026

the BGP fiefdom you're connecting from

AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US

the registry-allocated chunk of internet you're squatting in

216.73.216.0/22

RPKI status (is anyone vouching for this fucking route?)

valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route

might be the cocksucker you pay for internet

AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.

vpn / tor / proxy check, you sneaky shit

proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no

what your device admits to being

browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)

the fucking browser you're announcing to every site you visit

Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)

See also

THC-Lab v1.4 WHATSMYFUCKINGIP