YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS
216.73.216.140
that's IPv4, by the way
the internet knows exactly where your packets sleep at night.
your IP dressed up in a fucking DNS costume
hah, like they'd give you a fucking hostname
our best fucking guess at where you are
Columbus, Ohio, US
here's your fancy little fuckin' zip code
43215
lat/long, in case you're calling in a fucking airstrike on yourself
39.9612° N, 82.9988° W
here's a fucking google maps link
https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988
your fucking timezone
America/New_York
what time it fucking is where you are
12:47 PM, Monday, July 6, 2026
the autonomous system your packets call home
AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US
the registry-allocated chunk of internet you're squatting in
216.73.216.0/22
route origin validation, for the BGP nerds
valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route
the company throttling you while you read this
AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.
how hard you're (not) hiding
proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no
what your device admits to being
browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)
the fucking browser you're announcing to every site you visit
Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)
See also