YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS

congratulations, you found yourself. NAT a moment too soon.

your associated fucking PTR record, you nerd

3-41-188-35.crawl.commoncrawl.org

our best fucking guess at where you are

Ashburn, Virginia, US

fuck, who gives a fuck about zip codes???

20147

lat/long, in case you're calling in a fucking airstrike on yourself

39.0437° N, 77.4875° W

see your general area, as if you didn't fucking know

https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.0437,-77.4875

your fucking timezone

America/New_York

your local time, in case your computer's clock is also broken

12:40 AM, Saturday, August 8, 2026

might be the cocksucker you pay for internet

AS14618 Amazon.com, Inc.

vpn / tor / proxy check, you sneaky shit

proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no

the fucking machine you're reading this on

browser ... CCBot 2.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)

what your browser screams about itself to everyone

CCBot/2.0 (https://commoncrawl.org/faq/)

See also

scripting? curl /text for the bare IP or /json for the whole mess.
geo data courtesy of IPInfo; routing via Team Cymru + RIPEstat; registry data via RDAP.