YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS

216.73.216.50

that's IPv4, by the way

here it is. that fucking info you asked for. is that ALL?

a bullshit fucking hostname from your ISP

hah, like they'd give you a fucking hostname

an approximate fucking location that's probably wrong as shit

Columbus, Ohio, US

fuck, who gives a fuck about zip codes???

43215

lat/long, in case you're calling in a fucking airstrike on yourself

39.9612° N, 82.9988° W

here's a fucking google maps link

https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988

the timezone you're wasting your life in

America/New_York

the time you're wasting reading this

12:49 PM, Friday, July 3, 2026

the BGP fiefdom you're connecting from

AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US

the fucking IP block you live in

216.73.216.0/22

RPKI status (is anyone vouching for this fucking route?)

valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route

best guess at the asshole you pay for internet

AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.

your fucking anonymity report card

proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no

your hardware, per your browser's confession

browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)

what your browser screams about itself to everyone

Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)

See also

THC-Lab v1.4 WHATSMYFUCKINGIP