YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS
216.73.217.151
that's IPv4, by the way
here's your goddamn data. next time just curl this site like an adult.
some reverse-DNS fuckery that might not be right
reverse DNS came back empty, like your ISP's promises
our best fucking guess at where you are
Columbus, Ohio, US
your fucking postal code
43215
lat/long, in case you're calling in a fucking airstrike on yourself
39.9612° N, 82.9988° W
a handy motherfucking map link
https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988
what your clocks are fucking set to
America/New_York
what time it fucking is where you are
12:43 AM, Friday, August 28, 2026
your fucking ASN (the network gang your ISP belongs to)
AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US
the fucking IP block you live in
216.73.216.0/22
route origin validation, for the BGP nerds
valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route
the company throttling you while you read this
AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.
how hard you're (not) hiding
proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no
the fucking machine you're reading this on
browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)
the fucking browser you're announcing to every site you visit
Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)
See also