YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS

216.73.216.45

that's IPv4, by the way

your ISP sold this data twice before you even loaded the page.

your associated fucking PTR record, you nerd

hah, like they'd give you a fucking hostname

an approximate fucking location that's probably wrong as shit

Columbus, Ohio, US

your stupid motherfucking zip code

43215

your goddamn latitude and longitude

39.9612° N, 82.9988° W

here, fuckin' click this so Google knows where you live too

https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988

what your clocks are fucking set to

America/New_York

the time you're wasting reading this

4:42 AM, Thursday, October 29, 2026

your fucking ASN (the network gang your ISP belongs to)

AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US

the registry-allocated chunk of internet you're squatting in

216.73.216.0/22

RPKI status (is anyone vouching for this fucking route?)

valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route

your Fucking Internet Service Provider

AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.

vpn / tor / proxy check, you sneaky shit

proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no

your hardware, per your browser's confession

browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)

your user agent, because your browser is a goddamn snitch

Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)

See also

THC-Lab v1.4 WHATSMYFUCKINGIP