YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS

behold: everything a stranger learns the second you connect.

a bullshit fucking hostname from your ISP

no hostname. your ISP couldn't be fucking bothered.

an approximate fucking location that's probably wrong as shit

Columbus, Ohio, US

your stupid motherfucking zip code

43215

your position on this miserable fucking rock

39.9612° N, 82.9988° W

here's a fucking google maps link

https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988

what your clocks are fucking set to

America/New_York

the time you're wasting reading this

3:57 PM, Friday, July 31, 2026

the autonomous system your packets call home

AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US

the registry-allocated chunk of internet you're squatting in

216.73.216.0/22

route origin validation, for the BGP nerds

valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route

your Internet Fucking Service Provider

AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.

how hard you're (not) hiding

proxy / vpn ......... yes
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no

the fucking machine you're reading this on

browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)

what your browser screams about itself to everyone

Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)

See also

scripting? curl /text for the bare IP or /json for the whole mess.
geo data courtesy of IPInfo; routing via Team Cymru + RIPEstat; registry data via RDAP.