YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS
216.73.217.123
that's IPv4, by the way
behold: everything a stranger learns the second you connect.
your IP dressed up in a fucking DNS costume
no hostname. your ISP couldn't be fucking bothered.
this might be near your fucking house
Columbus, Ohio, US
fuck, who gives a fuck about zip codes???
43215
your fucking coordinates, for when an address isn't creepy enough
39.9612° N, 82.9988° W
here, fuckin' click this so Google knows where you live too
https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988
your fucking timezone
America/New_York
your local time, in case your computer's clock is also broken
11:44 PM, Sunday, August 9, 2026
your fucking ASN (the network gang your ISP belongs to)
AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US
the fucking IP block you live in
216.73.216.0/22
is this route cryptographically legit or what
valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route
might be the cocksucker you pay for internet
AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.
your fucking anonymity report card
proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no
the fucking machine you're reading this on
browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)
your user agent, because your browser is a goddamn snitch
Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)
See also