YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS
216.73.216.63
that's IPv4, by the way
behold: everything a stranger learns the second you connect.
a bullshit fucking hostname from your ISP
hah, like they'd give you a fucking hostname
our best fucking guess at where you are
Columbus, Ohio, US
your stupid motherfucking zip code
43215
your fucking coordinates, for when an address isn't creepy enough
39.9612° N, 82.9988° W
here, fuckin' click this so Google knows where you live too
https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988
the timezone you're wasting your life in
America/New_York
what time it fucking is where you are
6:04 AM, Wednesday, August 12, 2026
your fucking ASN (the network gang your ISP belongs to)
AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US
the fucking IP block you live in
216.73.216.0/22
is this route cryptographically legit or what
valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route
i bet this fucking asshole overcharges you
AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.
how hard you're (not) hiding
proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no
what your device admits to being
browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)
the fucking browser you're announcing to every site you visit
Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)
See also