YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS
216.73.216.245
that's IPv4, by the way
behold: everything a stranger learns the second you connect.
your IP dressed up in a fucking DNS costume
reverse DNS came back empty, like your ISP's promises
geolocation says you're here. geolocation is frequently full of shit.
Columbus, Ohio, US
your stupid motherfucking zip code
43215
your fucking coordinates, for when an address isn't creepy enough
39.9612° N, 82.9988° W
here, fuckin' click this so Google knows where you live too
https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988
what your clocks are fucking set to
America/New_York
your local time, in case your computer's clock is also broken
5:20 PM, Tuesday, November 10, 2026
your fucking ASN (the network gang your ISP belongs to)
AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US
your address block, you and a few million neighbors
216.73.216.0/22
is this route cryptographically legit or what
valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route
the company throttling you while you read this
AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.
your fucking anonymity report card
proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no
your hardware, per your browser's confession
browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)
what your browser screams about itself to everyone
Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)
See also