YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS

216.73.217.111

that's IPv4, by the way

the internet knows exactly where your packets sleep at night.

your IP dressed up in a fucking DNS costume

reverse DNS came back empty, like your ISP's promises

this might be near your fucking house

Columbus, Ohio, US

fuck, who gives a fuck about zip codes???

43215

your goddamn latitude and longitude

39.9612° N, 82.9988° W

see your general area, as if you didn't fucking know

https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988

your fucking timezone

America/New_York

your local time, in case your computer's clock is also broken

10:55 AM, Monday, November 9, 2026

the BGP fiefdom you're connecting from

AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US

your address block, you and a few million neighbors

216.73.216.0/22

is this route cryptographically legit or what

valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route

best guess at the asshole you pay for internet

AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.

how hard you're (not) hiding

proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no

your hardware, per your browser's confession

browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)

your user agent, because your browser is a goddamn snitch

Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)

See also

THC-Lab v1.4 WHATSMYFUCKINGIP