YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS
216.73.216.150
that's IPv4, by the way
congratulations, you found yourself. NAT a moment too soon.
a bullshit fucking hostname from your ISP
no hostname. your ISP couldn't be fucking bothered.
geolocation says you're here. geolocation is frequently full of shit.
Columbus, Ohio, US
your stupid motherfucking zip code
43215
your goddamn latitude and longitude
39.9612° N, 82.9988° W
a handy motherfucking map link
https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988
what your clocks are fucking set to
America/New_York
your local time, in case your computer's clock is also broken
6:31 AM, Tuesday, August 18, 2026
your fucking ASN (the network gang your ISP belongs to)
AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US
the registry-allocated chunk of internet you're squatting in
216.73.216.0/22
RPKI status (is anyone vouching for this fucking route?)
valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route
the company throttling you while you read this
AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.
your fucking anonymity report card
proxy / vpn ......... yes
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no
the fucking machine you're reading this on
browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)
what your browser screams about itself to everyone
Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)
See also