YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS
216.73.217.6
that's IPv4, by the way
the internet knows exactly where your packets sleep at night.
your IP dressed up in a fucking DNS costume
reverse DNS came back empty, like your ISP's promises
geolocation says you're here. geolocation is frequently full of shit.
Columbus, Ohio, US
fuck, who gives a fuck about zip codes???
43215
your position on this miserable fucking rock
39.9612° N, 82.9988° W
here's a fucking google maps link
https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988
your fucking timezone
America/New_York
the time you're wasting reading this
6:03 PM, Wednesday, July 22, 2026
your fucking ASN (the network gang your ISP belongs to)
AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US
the registry-allocated chunk of internet you're squatting in
216.73.216.0/22
is this route cryptographically legit or what
valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route
i bet this fucking asshole overcharges you
AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.
how hard you're (not) hiding
proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no
what your device admits to being
browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)
your user agent, because your browser is a goddamn snitch
Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)
See also