YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS

216.73.216.40

that's IPv4, by the way

here it is. that fucking info you asked for. is that ALL?

a bullshit fucking hostname from your ISP

reverse DNS came back empty, like your ISP's promises

geolocation says you're here. geolocation is frequently full of shit.

Columbus, Ohio, US

here's your fancy little fuckin' zip code

43215

your goddamn latitude and longitude

39.9612° N, 82.9988° W

here's a fucking google maps link

https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988

the timezone you're wasting your life in

America/New_York

what time it fucking is where you are

6:49 AM, Sunday, September 6, 2026

your fucking ASN (the network gang your ISP belongs to)

AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US

the registry-allocated chunk of internet you're squatting in

216.73.216.0/22

is this route cryptographically legit or what

valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route

best guess at the asshole you pay for internet

AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.

vpn / tor / proxy check, you sneaky shit

proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no

your hardware, per your browser's confession

browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)

the fucking browser you're announcing to every site you visit

Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)

See also

THC-Lab v1.4 WHATSMYFUCKINGIP