YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS
216.73.217.33
that's IPv4, by the way
the internet knows exactly where your packets sleep at night.
your IP dressed up in a fucking DNS costume
reverse DNS came back empty, like your ISP's promises
an approximate fucking location that's probably wrong as shit
Columbus, Ohio, US
here's your fancy little fuckin' zip code
43215
lat/long, in case you're calling in a fucking airstrike on yourself
39.9612° N, 82.9988° W
a handy motherfucking map link
https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988
the timezone you're wasting your life in
America/New_York
your local time, in case your computer's clock is also broken
3:22 PM, Sunday, July 19, 2026
your fucking ASN (the network gang your ISP belongs to)
AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US
your address block, you and a few million neighbors
216.73.216.0/22
is this route cryptographically legit or what
valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route
i bet this fucking asshole overcharges you
AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.
vpn / tor / proxy check, you sneaky shit
proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no
the fucking machine you're reading this on
browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)
what your browser screams about itself to everyone
Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)
See also