YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS

216.73.217.145

that's IPv4, by the way

yep. we're watching you, fucker.

a bullshit fucking hostname from your ISP

hah, like they'd give you a fucking hostname

an approximate fucking location that's probably wrong as shit

Columbus, Ohio, US

your stupid motherfucking zip code

43215

your fucking coordinates, for when an address isn't creepy enough

39.9612° N, 82.9988° W

a handy motherfucking map link

https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988

your fucking timezone

America/New_York

your local time, in case your computer's clock is also broken

9:33 PM, Monday, October 12, 2026

the autonomous system your packets call home

AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US

the registry-allocated chunk of internet you're squatting in

216.73.216.0/22

is this route cryptographically legit or what

valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route

your Fucking Internet Service Provider

AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.

how hard you're (not) hiding

proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no

what your device admits to being

browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)

the fucking browser you're announcing to every site you visit

Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)

See also

THC-Lab v1.4 WHATSMYFUCKINGIP