YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS

216.73.217.59

that's IPv4, by the way

behold: everything a stranger learns the second you connect.

some reverse-DNS fuckery that might not be right

reverse DNS came back empty, like your ISP's promises

an approximate fucking location that's probably wrong as shit

Columbus, Ohio, US

your fucking postal code

43215

your fucking coordinates, for when an address isn't creepy enough

39.9612° N, 82.9988° W

a handy motherfucking map link

https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988

your fucking timezone

America/New_York

what time it fucking is where you are

11:54 PM, Thursday, August 6, 2026

the BGP fiefdom you're connecting from

AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US

your address block, you and a few million neighbors

216.73.216.0/22

RPKI status (is anyone vouching for this fucking route?)

valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route

best guess at the asshole you pay for internet

AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.

vpn / tor / proxy check, you sneaky shit

proxy / vpn ......... yes
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no

your hardware, per your browser's confession

browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)

your user agent, because your browser is a goddamn snitch

Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)

See also

THC-Lab v1.4 WHATSMYFUCKINGIP