YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS

216.73.216.40

that's IPv4, by the way

the internet knows exactly where your packets sleep at night.

your IP dressed up in a fucking DNS costume

reverse DNS came back empty, like your ISP's promises

this might be near your fucking house

Columbus, Ohio, US

your fucking postal code

43215

lat/long, in case you're calling in a fucking airstrike on yourself

39.9612° N, 82.9988° W

here, fuckin' click this so Google knows where you live too

https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988

what your clocks are fucking set to

America/New_York

your local time, in case your computer's clock is also broken

5:46 AM, Tuesday, September 8, 2026

the autonomous system your packets call home

AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US

the registry-allocated chunk of internet you're squatting in

216.73.216.0/22

RPKI status (is anyone vouching for this fucking route?)

valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route

your Fucking Internet Service Provider

AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.

your fucking anonymity report card

proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no

your hardware, per your browser's confession

browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)

your user agent, because your browser is a goddamn snitch

Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)

See also

THC-Lab v1.4 WHATSMYFUCKINGIP