YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS
216.73.216.254
that's IPv4, by the way
your ISP sold this data twice before you even loaded the page.
some reverse-DNS fuckery that might not be right
no hostname. your ISP couldn't be fucking bothered.
geolocation says you're here. geolocation is frequently full of shit.
Columbus, Ohio, US
your fucking postal code
43215
your goddamn latitude and longitude
39.9612° N, 82.9988° W
a handy motherfucking map link
https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988
your fucking timezone
America/New_York
your local time, in case your computer's clock is also broken
1:03 PM, Monday, June 29, 2026
the autonomous system your packets call home
AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US
the fucking IP block you live in
216.73.216.0/22
route origin validation, for the BGP nerds
valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route
the company throttling you while you read this
AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.
your fucking anonymity report card
proxy / vpn ......... yes
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no
the fucking machine you're reading this on
browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)
the fucking browser you're announcing to every site you visit
Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)
See also