YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS
216.73.216.45
that's IPv4, by the way
behold: everything a stranger learns the second you connect.
some reverse-DNS fuckery that might not be right
no hostname. your ISP couldn't be fucking bothered.
geolocation says you're here. geolocation is frequently full of shit.
Columbus, Ohio, US
your stupid motherfucking zip code
43215
your position on this miserable fucking rock
39.9612° N, 82.9988° W
a handy motherfucking map link
https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988
the timezone you're wasting your life in
America/New_York
what time it fucking is where you are
3:38 AM, Wednesday, October 28, 2026
the autonomous system your packets call home
AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US
the fucking IP block you live in
216.73.216.0/22
RPKI status (is anyone vouching for this fucking route?)
valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route
might be the cocksucker you pay for internet
AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.
vpn / tor / proxy check, you sneaky shit
proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no
what your device admits to being
browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)
your user agent, because your browser is a goddamn snitch
Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)
See also