YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS
216.73.216.140
that's IPv4, by the way
behold: everything a stranger learns the second you connect.
your IP dressed up in a fucking DNS costume
hah, like they'd give you a fucking hostname
is this where you live? I hear it's fucking nice there.
Columbus, Ohio, US
your stupid motherfucking zip code
43215
your position on this miserable fucking rock
39.9612° N, 82.9988° W
here, fuckin' click this so Google knows where you live too
https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988
what your clocks are fucking set to
America/New_York
your local time, in case your computer's clock is also broken
12:39 PM, Sunday, July 5, 2026
the autonomous system your packets call home
AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US
the fucking IP block you live in
216.73.216.0/22
is this route cryptographically legit or what
valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route
i bet this fucking asshole overcharges you
AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.
your fucking anonymity report card
proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no
your hardware, per your browser's confession
browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)
the fucking browser you're announcing to every site you visit
Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)
See also