YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS

the internet knows exactly where your packets sleep at night.

a bullshit fucking hostname from your ISP

reverse DNS came back empty, like your ISP's promises

an approximate fucking location that's probably wrong as shit

Columbus, Ohio, US

here's your fancy little fuckin' zip code

43215

your fucking coordinates, for when an address isn't creepy enough

39.9612° N, 82.9988° W

here, fuckin' click this so Google knows where you live too

https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988

your fucking timezone

America/New_York

your local time, in case your computer's clock is also broken

5:03 PM, Monday, October 19, 2026

the BGP fiefdom you're connecting from

AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US

your address block, you and a few million neighbors

216.73.216.0/22

route origin validation, for the BGP nerds

valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route

your Internet Fucking Service Provider

AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.

your fucking anonymity report card

proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no

your hardware, per your browser's confession

browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)

the fucking browser you're announcing to every site you visit

Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)

See also

scripting? curl /text for the bare IP or /json for the whole mess.
geo data courtesy of IPInfo; routing via Team Cymru + RIPEstat; registry data via RDAP.