YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS

216.73.217.178

that's IPv4, by the way

here's your fucking public connection data.

some reverse-DNS fuckery that might not be right

hah, like they'd give you a fucking hostname

geolocation says you're here. geolocation is frequently full of shit.

Columbus, Ohio, US

your stupid motherfucking zip code

43215

your position on this miserable fucking rock

39.9612° N, 82.9988° W

a handy motherfucking map link

https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988

the timezone you're wasting your life in

America/New_York

your local time, in case your computer's clock is also broken

12:50 PM, Thursday, July 9, 2026

your fucking ASN (the network gang your ISP belongs to)

AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US

the fucking IP block you live in

216.73.216.0/22

RPKI status (is anyone vouching for this fucking route?)

valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route

your Fucking Internet Service Provider

AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.

how hard you're (not) hiding

proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no

the fucking machine you're reading this on

browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)

what your browser screams about itself to everyone

Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)

See also

THC-Lab v1.4 WHATSMYFUCKINGIP