YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS

216.73.216.254

that's IPv4, by the way

your ISP sold this data twice before you even loaded the page.

some reverse-DNS fuckery that might not be right

hah, like they'd give you a fucking hostname

this might be near your fucking house

Columbus, Ohio, US

fuck, who gives a fuck about zip codes???

43215

lat/long, in case you're calling in a fucking airstrike on yourself

39.9612° N, 82.9988° W

see your general area, as if you didn't fucking know

https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988

the timezone you're wasting your life in

America/New_York

your local time, in case your computer's clock is also broken

3:40 PM, Friday, July 17, 2026

the BGP fiefdom you're connecting from

AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US

your address block, you and a few million neighbors

216.73.216.0/22

route origin validation, for the BGP nerds

valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route

best guess at the asshole you pay for internet

AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.

how hard you're (not) hiding

proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no

what your device admits to being

browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)

what your browser screams about itself to everyone

Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)

See also

THC-Lab v1.4 WHATSMYFUCKINGIP