YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS

216.73.216.136

that's IPv4, by the way

here's your fucking public connection data.

a bullshit fucking hostname from your ISP

reverse DNS came back empty, like your ISP's promises

this might be near your fucking house

Columbus, Ohio, US

your stupid motherfucking zip code

43215

lat/long, in case you're calling in a fucking airstrike on yourself

39.9612° N, 82.9988° W

here, fuckin' click this so Google knows where you live too

https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988

your fucking timezone

America/New_York

the time you're wasting reading this

9:23 PM, Saturday, October 10, 2026

your fucking ASN (the network gang your ISP belongs to)

AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US

your address block, you and a few million neighbors

216.73.216.0/22

route origin validation, for the BGP nerds

valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route

your Internet Fucking Service Provider

AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.

vpn / tor / proxy check, you sneaky shit

proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no

the fucking machine you're reading this on

browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)

your user agent, because your browser is a goddamn snitch

Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)

See also

THC-Lab v1.4 WHATSMYFUCKINGIP