YOUR FUCKING IP ADDRESS

216.73.217.69

that's IPv4, by the way

behold: everything a stranger learns the second you connect.

your associated fucking PTR record, you nerd

reverse DNS came back empty, like your ISP's promises

our best fucking guess at where you are

Columbus, Ohio, US

here's your fancy little fuckin' zip code

43215

your position on this miserable fucking rock

39.9612° N, 82.9988° W

here's a fucking google maps link

https://www.google.com/maps?q=39.9612,-82.9988

the timezone you're wasting your life in

America/New_York

the time you're wasting reading this

12:50 PM, Sunday, July 12, 2026

the BGP fiefdom you're connecting from

AS16509 — AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com, Inc., US

the fucking IP block you live in

216.73.216.0/22

route origin validation, for the BGP nerds

valid — somebody actually signed a fucking ROA for this route

your Fucking Internet Service Provider

AS16509 Amazon.com, Inc.

vpn / tor / proxy check, you sneaky shit

proxy / vpn ......... no
tor exit node ....... no
hosting / datacenter yes
mobile network ...... no

what your device admits to being

browser ... ClaudeBot 1.0
os ........ Other
device .... Bot (hello, robot)

your user agent, because your browser is a goddamn snitch

Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)

See also

THC-Lab v1.4 WHATSMYFUCKINGIP