here's your goddamn shit, asshat. next time just curl canhazip.com.

your router's fucking public address

some fucking DNS shit that might not be right

is this where you live? I hear it's fucking nice there.

here's your stupid fucking zipcode

your dumb fuckin' latitude

and your motherfucking longitude

here's a fuckin' link in case you didn't know where your general area is

might be the cocksucker you pay for internet